I feel like I'm the best rapper alive. I don't think that's a very controversial statement. in fact, that's me at my most humble (seriously, I'm so humble it'll make your head spin). I'm really so much better than the term rapper can encapsulate. I'm like an orator supreme. Oh, you want some bars? ok, this is a show & prove age that we live in, I get it (hashtagpixoritdidnthappen) so y'all want some bars? y'all get some bars! check it:
I come through, what the hell
I come through, what the hell
I come through, with the extra swell
I come through wtf, I come through
hit 'em with that 1, 2....
three four
I come through,out the door
hit the floor
give them more
hear me roar
that's all you get fro free! AND I DIDN"T EVEN JUST WRITE THAT RIGHT THERE! THAT WAS THAT STRAIGHT OFF THE DOME, RAW FREESTYLE, SMACK DVD CLASSIC PIFF!! (#bars)
OK, OK, I know what you're thinking: "but Drew", you say, "you're a lawyer, not a rapper. You write memos and stuff, not lyrics!", to which I respond "I. CONTAIN. MULTITUDES! (#staytuned #foreshadowing #allthehashtags) also, as I sad before, I didn't even just write that. it was off the top of my head".
so why am I greater at rapping than drake? you'll just have to listen to this special edition of my audio journal to find out....
