Thursday, October 30, 2014

my impassioned unnecessary plea to the creators of "Dear White People" (I'M BAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK!)




Dear DWP, 
I would like to begin by pointing out a few things about me: 

  1.  I'm a 27-y-o black graduate of a PWI law school. As such nobody appreciates what this movie stands for more than I do. 
  2. I haven't been this excited about an indie film since "Black Dynamite". I'm glad black filmmakers are still producing quality work, at least outside the Hollywood mainstream. 
  3. The closest theater showing DWP is 6 hrs from where I live. SIX HOURS!! (I live in Charlotte, NC making D.C. the closest city where the movie is showing) 
Which brings me to the reason I'm writing: PLEASE BRING "Dear White People" TO NORTH CAROLINA!!!!!! Bring it to Durham! Bring it to Raleigh! Bring it to Greensboro! BRING IT TO CHARLOTTE!!! I guarantee there is a strong enough market in any of these tobacco road towns to cover whatever the expenses of opening there will be. Further, if the purpose of this movie is to shine a light anew on the absurd ideas about race held by the white and privileged, I can think of no market in America more in the dark than this one. 

In short, North Carolina needs, nay, deserves "Dear White People". Plus it would make my Girlfriend very happy. Very happy indeed. So pretty please, with sugar on top, open DWP in NC. Love, Drew Everyday

(minutes later after exploring their FB page)

Dear DWP,
Upon further investigation, it has come to my attention that "Dear White People" is indeed opening in several theaters across NC, some of which are in my home town. I would like to thank you for answering my letter with action before I had even penned it. So much for CPT, amirite? Thank you, again for bringing DWP to NC where Drew to see at the AMC in the QC. You've made my Girlfriend very happy. Love, Drew Everyday

Monday, February 24, 2014

blackwashing hollywood and hypocrites





I'm in a terse mood. Wanna know why? Well, there are very few things that really huffle my puffs and this is a list of them: 1) stupid shit; 2) law school shit; 3) racist shit; and 4) “even though God made my body in his image, men in nightgowns tell me that it’s a gross and evil thing therefor I find my natural human body related urges icky” shit (or puritanical views on sexy time for short). That’s it. You steer clear of those categories and you find a very happy and agrreable man of every hour, drew everyday. But then I go and hear about the “controversy” over the casting of Michael Balthasar Jordan (I assume that’s what the “B” stands for), one of the finest young actors not named Jonah in all of Hollywood, as the human torch in fox’s Fantastic 4 reboot.
seriously, the fat kid from "superbad" just turned 30 and has 2 oscar nods already. he's basically on route to be this generation's robert de niro.
Seriously. People are pissed. Why? Glad you asked, and the reason for the misplaced nerd rage took a hard left right into one of my puff huffler zones, then swerved in time to side swipe anothers bloated gas guzzling minitank of a car. You see, this is a fundamentally different issue then the rage over batfleck or superman murder. Those two internet poo-ricanes (tm) were due to questions over ben affleck’s ability to pull off being batman (he can, but much like Clooney was, is too… too… who he is for the cowl) and for the sheer… just un-supermanlikeness of neck snapping a fellow kryptonian. I mean superman will kill a… giant bug monster from the center of the earth, or rip the head clean off an unkillable cyborg (hell, he banished doomsday to the end of time, so he’s no saint) but straight up bare hands murder of a humanoid form his home planet? No. just no.
no.
NO.



Before I go completely on this sidetrack like another, faster locomotive is heading toward me- hold on a sec…

stop it.
Ok, so before I go off on this sidetrack any further like my engine gave out on lap 63, what makes the Michael Bosworth Jordan human torch outcry different? Well, as this article puts it, and I’m paraphrasing, “because white nerds are racist little pricks”. That’s right. The outrage has nothing to do with Michael Benvolio Jordan’s capability of pulling off the complexities of Johnny Storm (b/c, c’mon, being a hotheaded manchild requires Shakespearean depth and character dev skills) as a character.  It’s just because J-Torch is  a fire elemental and we all know fire elementals are white people. Or at least that’s how they drew him in the comic. But there’s a reason that stormfire johnny is  white in the comic… it was first printed inthe sixties. The first black superhero wasn’t invented until a later issue of the Fantastic 4 series.
you know he's black because it says so in his name. BP's a BA BTW...

So that first piece of rage inducing back lash is the easy one. Hell, it's the type of low hanging fruit that has also seen outrage over Heimdall’s movie casting (a decidedly black Idris Elba) or Nick Fury’s (an even blacker Samuel L. Jackson), both traditionally white characters. And you know what? They crushed it in those roles. Hell, Samuel L. “and the L is Motherfuckin” Jackson was so great as the leader of shield, marvel retconned the character to look like him!
who you callin a ret-con, muthafucka?

The second rage inducing backlash (the one they swerved into earlier, remember?) is the other stupid reasons people shit on these fine actor’s being cast in these roles: the purist reasons. These are stupid. Why? Because they’re excuses for people to be racist without feeling like dickholes. The purist reasons range from “but the character was always white before, so casting a nonwhite person in the role ruins it for me” to the equally annoying (and this is fantastic four specific) “but how can he and sue still be sibs if he’s black and she’s white?”. Those arguments seem reasonable until you hear the third, which pulls the sheet off the alleged unracism and reveals the pointier hooded sheet underneath. The third purist argument is, “but I can’t get invested in the character now, because they were white in my head”
Lamentations
this basically
All of those sentiments are coded. They all imply a level of discomfort with black people akin to that of finding your dog has been replaced with another dog of the same breed, but in a different colorway. It’s like yeah, it’s a chow, but you don’t like it now because it looks different than the chow you knew. Bad analogy aside, this has even been used when the character in question was always black. If a character is being adapted from print to film and is belived, white people will often assume the character is white, even if the source material explicitly describes them a different way.
**ahem**

And to all you contrarians who are loading up your, “but just because SOME people said racist shit doesn’t mean EVERY person who doesn’t like these casting choices is racist” cannons to counterstrike, SHUT UP! There are people who dislike Obama for policy reasons, but that doesn’t excuse the inherent bigotry of the birther crowd and the secret muslim coalition. Not to mention the “I’m uncomfortable with the idea of a black president” contingent.



Now, the worst part about these racists and puri-racists is that they’re hypocrits for shitting on the ‘racelifting’ in Hollywood. Oh, you wonder how? Well then, you, you.. drewninite jerk, for the first time in drewniversal history, join me on page 2 and I’ll prove it…

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

shut up in my bones



bones are important, man.

stay with me. have you ever really thought about them? beyond them being hard or hurting a lot if they break i mean. have you? bones are why you have a form!! they hold you up and let you walk and stuff. they do other stuff, too. they enable you to eat and start digestion (teeth are bones, too, you know) they hold your muscles in place so you can, like, have mobility. they make stuff taste better (the difference between unctuous and flavorful stock and blah di blah broth? stock is made with the bones of the beastie). even bugs have bones (they call them "exoskeletons" because they wear them on the outside because bugs have no shame). and the most important thing bones do?
star in noir style mysteries?
no, they make blood! thought it was the heart that did that? wrong again Bob! the heart is like the head of person city's blood distribution ring. it moves the product through the veins and what not, but it has a supplier, and the supplier lives in the bones. that would be the marrow. see, if the heart is Frank Lucas, and the blood is blue magic, then the marrow is the vietnamese general that grew the opium it was made of.
And that would make Richie Roberts a heart attack (get it? because he was the arresting officer?!)
the bone marrow is very important. it's what makes bone in food taste good, and it's what gives stock it's oomph. also it's wht gives your body blood, and  more importantly, white blood cells. without white blood cells the body can't fight infection, and if you can;t fight infection, you can't, like, live through stuff. you need to be able to live through stuff. i mean it! how terrible would it be if everytime you got a sniffle you had to fear for your life? that's how important bones are, they give you the ability to live your life and live through the stuff that wants to take your life from the inside. 

and the cool thing is we all have that superpower!

.....

ok, so i lied. most of us have that superpower, but there are those of us who don't. there are people in this world that for one reason or another lose the ability to produce new healthy blood cells to fight off infections that might do us in. and you know what? as superheroes, it is our duty to help those who cannot help themselves. we have to give our powers to those who have lost the ability to use their own. that's what wolverine would do. remember that scene in the first [read: the good] X-men movie? when rogue was latched into Magneto's "turn-all-the-people-into-mutants-but-it'll-kill-the-person-acting-as-the-battery-so-i'll-trap-a-teenager-who-can-steal-powers-into-it-in-my-place-because-the-nazi's-killed-my-mom" machine and died as a result, wolverine went and did the one thing he knew could save her: touched her so she could steal his healing power to come back to life. 
shown: life giving. not shown: what it looks like (fuckin)

that's what we are: a bunch of wolverine's. we all have a healing factor shut up in our bones. and we need to be willing to give our powers to those who have lost the ability to use there's. that's why i encourage everyone who is able to sign up to the National Marrow Donor Program as a bone marrow donor. it costs you nothing but a cheek swab and it could save someone's life, man. you could be somebody's personal wolverine!
not a butt cheek swab, you perv....
look, i know it's a scary proposition. donating a piece of you to somebody else, somebody you've never met no less, doesn't sound appealing. it sounds painful and invasive. i know man. when i signed up i had the same thoughts. but you know what outweighed all of my fears? the idea that just maybe one day there would be a part of me out there saving the next michael jackson, or the next bill gates. somebody might have leukemia and need a marrow transplant and that may be the person that cures AIDS or cancer. somebody might need chemo and require a transplant to repair their immune system afterwards, and that person may go on to invent time travel, or may negotiate peace in the middle east. hell, you may just save somebody's mom or dad, brother or sister, son or daughter, and they may go on to just lead a normal life. and that? that's worth more than any fear i had. that outweighs all of it.

i don't really know how to close this one out, so i'll just leave you with this image that pretty much says it all.
any questions, bub?

Monday, February 10, 2014

the resurrection of the RQOD

pictured: 40-year-old men
With 2 songs in the billboard top 10 at the same time last year (including a #1 song) and a couple of grammys, is it safe to say The Neptunes are the hottest producer in the game right now?


The Hunt for Red October

Kanye West Nike Sneakers
so the good (no pun intended) people at NIKE finally caved to the incessant ranting and raving by incessant ranter and raver and professional full grown baby Kanye West and made the Air Yeezy II "Red October" available to the public: a sudden and surprising phenomenon which lasted all of about 11 minutes. see, the shoes which yeezy had spent the better part of 2013 shouting about incoherently at radio and tv interviewers had achieved  a status that every product not designed for McDonald's style mass production lusts for: they had become a white whale. an urban legend. a unicorn. a sort of holy grail for every sneakerhead, taste maker, and twitter teenage millionaire to fawn over. they were to the shoe canoodler what, say, "Nintendo World Championships '91" is to the retrogamer, or Action Comics #1 is to the comic collector: a piece of fandomonium trumped up by the real thing i want to talk about here: artificial scarcity.

which makes the Red October worse than action comics #1 as unlike the Yeezy, it was printed in 1938 with ink made from black people and whale infant blubber.

what artificial scarcity does is take something that's is actually common/easy to produce/super inexpensive and by withholding large quantities of it (like OPEC does with oil) or only making a relatively small number of product (like holofoil pokemon cards) drive up the price, or, as is the case with this particular shoe spike peoples desire by making it unavailable for no reason whatsoever. like the McRib. NIKE clearly did this with the red october. let's look at the case a little more closely. 


artists depiction of the red october

NIKE collabs with YEEZY on the air YEEZY. they only make about 3000 pairs and sell them at $225. they make like $800,000 on them (according to kanye) (they couldn't have made more than $675,000 because that's how math works). BIG SUCCESS! YAY! COCAINE SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE! the resale value on the air Yeezy tops $1000. so because of the success and obvious demand demonstrated by the resale value, NIKE commissions the air YEEZY 2 and sells them for $245. however they (strangely) push back the release schedule for the shoe's signature colorway, the "Red October". YEEZY then does what he does best: complain about all the success he isn't having!
that's what he's best known for right? all the not success? right?

he goes on the breakfast club in ny "why they won't release the red octobers?".  he goes on sway in the morning "WHY THEY WON'Y RELEASE THE RED OCTOBERS?! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWER SWAY!" he goes to england. ENGLAND! "i'm trying to be the next louis vuitton... of shoes, but NIKE won't release the red octobers". this creates a buzz in the fashion world. "why won;t nike release the red octobers? how do they look? where can i buy them? when will they be available?" are all questions you were likely to hear if you perused the sneakerhead sites over the past year. what this does is create a ground swell of deman for a shoe that Nike knew they would not have pressed more than a few thousand of. with millions of people demanding them and only thousands pressed (for pennies, btw) they could charge a factory direct price of $245.  that's a brand new XBOX 360 with kinect and watch_dogs!
Boxshot: Watch Dogs by UbiSoft
i DO have a birthday coming up...

and the final piece to the false scarcity puzzle? have a cool person seen in it. like macklemore at nye!now all the stans are drooling on their eminem cds and hair bleach, b/c the unicorn is real and maybe, just maybe the great unicorn masters will let them stroke it's mane for a few minutes (you don't wanna know what it did with the horn...). then suddenly a tweet announces that they are available, and 11 minutes later artificial scarcity proves it effectiveness again. (hell they were on ebay and hour later and going for upwards of $16,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!!)
above: macklemore just despising all the fame and success rap has brought him.

i guess the greater point i'm trying to make is i heard the rib sandwich was coming back on tuesday!!!!!! sign a bruhva up for that!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 17, 2013

zequals me

what is zequals? it's a rough approximation to the nearest multiple of ten, if by multiple of ten you mean "only the first digit".... confused? ok, i'll let this guy explain it

ruthless a-guessin'

that's Rob Eastway, author and math-o-matizer. he pretty much makes a living writing books on why math makes everything better. i'll leave you with him discussing his zequal method on where it fits in the mathoverse and why it's awesome. til next time:

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

let's talk marley


if you've been following my tweets, my facebook rants, or read my blog over the past year then it's no secret to you that i have a special place in my heart for the trayvon martin/george zimmerman situation. and those who have been following are very aware of how upset i am that the verdict came out the way it did. i wasn't surprised -- legally the prosecution failed to meet the burden of proof, and the system worked the way it's designed to work: every benefit of doubt goes to the accused, little if any consideration is given to the vicitm. and on a personal level, c'mon, when's the last time a black person got justice from the courts? -- but i was angry.

and apparently my side doesn;t have the monopoly on anger. zimmerman supporters are angry that martin supporters are outraged. and some of the neutrals are mad because in their minds as long as there is injustice anywhere else in the world no one has a right to be upset by the injustice in this case, right lupe? (to him the existence of previous black on black crime renders illegitimate any outrage over this injustice)

then there's this bit of ignorance:



for the uninitiated, marley lion was a 17 year old white kid who was murdered by a group of black men in SC following a party. as you see this persons misguided, though understandable, anger is of the lack of coverage young marley received compared to trayvon. well since you want to compare injustices, ms. @hey_l8r_g8r, let's compare injustices.

young marley was murdered while sleeping in his SUV outside of a bar. he was tired after leaving a party, and it was 4 A.M. during the attempted robbery, he was shot and killed. after a six week investigation, 4 arrests were made. trayvon martin was murdered while walking home from a seven 11 on a rainy florida evening. he had on him a  sugary beverage and a bag of candy. after being followed and confronted by a strange man, a scuffle broke out that ended in young trayvon's untimely demise.

there are some similarities: both cases had arrests made after more than a month. both featured men in their mid to late twenties shooting teenagers. both contain racial undertones. and, most importantly, both ended in tragedy. here's the difference. in young marley's case the assailant wasn't readily known. the investigation took six weeks, because the police had to do police work to find the assailants, and once they had the assailants, they brought appropriate charges based on evidence.

trayvon was not afforded that courtesy.

from the very beginning, the system failed trayvon martin. first let's look at the way the shooters were treated. when police arrested the 4 men they followed SOP: their histories sand criminal backgrounds were checked. when the sanford police arrived at the scene of trayvon's death, it was the victimized teen , not the shooter (who's record would have hurt his claims in court), who's background was searched. apparently not unusual given sanford police's history dealing with black victims. next the reason there was a 44 day gap between trayvon's killing and arrest wasn't due to the need for police work to be done, but because the shooter, who stayed on the scene, was given the benefit of the doubt. finally it is apparent that the evidence in the zimmerman case was, put nicely, insufficient and mishandled. the evidence in the case involving young marley's killers has been handled in an ethical and competent way.

i'm not going to in any way denigrate @hey_l8r_g8r for her passion; young marley deserves justice. i won't even condemn lupe for his comments. he's absolutely right about black people's need to stop celebrating death and lack of outrage at the injustices facing our young men everyday. i only ask that they not let there passion cloud the truth. the truth is, for all the similaritieds between trayvon and marley,  they're merely coincidence. trayvon's tragedy is national news because of the injustice that took place after the tragedy. it was news for the way the police mishandled the investigation, for the lack of an arrest when the assailant was known, for the racial prejudice of his shooter, and the fact that certain media outlets were loathe to recognize it, @hey_l8r_g8r i assure you that trayvon's tragedy and marley's are not unequal. twi young lives are goone, their fire's not yet ablaze, their fruits not yet ripe. trayvon's tragedy goes beyond just his life. it is a symbol for how far we as a nation still have to go. because of the way self defense laws are written people like george zimmerman will always be able to murder young black males with impunity, their unwarranted fear and hate their shield. we mourn the loss of marley lion with the same fervor. we cannot let our passions for either of these tragedies skew our judgment of the others.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

strange fruit

so, justice? we got the arrest, we got the charges. but did we really get justice? did the martin family really get justice? i think not. the state of florida, who failed to find the killer of caylee anthony, or bungled the case against her mother, casey. the same state that several times let aaron hernandez walk on felony charges. the same state that did not afford a self defense argument to a woman, victimized by her abusive husband, when she fired her gun into the air. the state of florida has proven time and again that they cannot or will not find justice for anybody. and, with the verdict in this case, it's clear that on even down to the local level will be no justice for certain people.

why won't i just say that black men can't have justice? well, because that's obvious. that's always been obvious. we've known that since dredd scott had his freedom stripped from him in the famous supreme court case. the truth is in this country no white or white looking person will ever be convicted of doing anything to a black man. if that was somehow obscured by the election of  president obama, now it''s clear again. the mask is off of america and it's face is as white as it's always been. what i will say is something that might be lost on some people: this trial was a joke. zimmerman's intent was never questioned. his reasons for profiling martin were never pushed to the forefront. his psychological history was never raised. his criminal background never researched. no toxicology screen was given to the assailant. evidence containing DNA was bagged in such a way that it degraded to the point of ruin. the states attorney used ethically questionable practices with their evidence. and the way the witnesses were handled was an absolute travesty.

so what now? do we take to the streets and burn it all down? no. we fight. the right way. by taking the power back from those who would see us remain second class citizens. by urging our lawmakers to change the ridiculous laws that led to this travesty of justice. by changing our gun laws so men like zimmerman can't kill a human whom they've unfairly profiled and keep the weapon. how about by automatically treating every incident of gun violence as a potential felony FROM THE START instead of waiting over a month to start the investigation in earnest. or pushing for laws that put the ownus on the profiler, rulling the incident to have been initiated from the point wher the profiler becomes the pursuer?

there were some poignant points made on the issue tonight. one of my twitter followers who's race is the same as mine and trayvons asked "what am i supposed to tell me son to do when a man with a gun comes up to him now?". because trayvon defended himself and was killed. and according to the jury he brought it on himself. because he defended his life he was at fault when his life was taken. and mark o'mara, the defense attorney, asked why the young man felt it was necessary to lash out violently at his pursuer. we'll never know trayvon's mindset. unlike his killer, hew wasn't available to defend himself at trial.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

*omar voice* where it at, yo?


ummm,  for all you cats who think hip hop is dying, stop listening to the radio and check out this life enriching hood spit fezt by el-p and killer mike of "akshon" and "a.d.i.d.a.s." fame. simply put it's that raw southern based organized noise camp fare that we come  to expect from mike. if you're sick of cookie cutter rhymes on the radio and want to remind yourself why you fell in love with hip hop in the first place, watch the vid then click the links. to download click this link for pitchfork's download page

Monday, July 1, 2013

the price of freedom

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it's july 1. a date that means little more to the average american than 72 more hours til cookouts and fireworks.. but i'm no average american. i'm a student. with loans. lots of loans. i'm one of the 3% who owe more than $100,000 back to Uncle Sam, meaning i now don't qualify for a home loan, car loan, hell, even the student loans i need to finish my education. so what does that have to do with july 1? today is D-Day, but the D doesn't mean doom.
holster your BFG, soldier!


the d is for double, which is what the interest rates on student loans did today. that means that unless by some miracle there is a retroactive resolution, i'll be paying 7% interest on my loans for the next year. this unreasonable. it's unconscionable! do you know what the interest rate banks and financial institutions trade money with each other is today? about 0.25%!!! because institutions with enough money to break the world's economy need the financial incentive. 

because raping people's livelihoods is expensive work
who's to blame? congress, of course. old rich people who already made their way in the world  couldn't reach the logical conclusion that maybe we should stop punishing the best brightest of the next generation. no, let's make a generation of wage slaves who can never join the american dream club working regular jobs because they'll be paying the entrance fee fro the rest of their lives. july 1 is double day. and because congress couldn't make the common sense choice to give we the future a break, they dump the burden on us  yet again. 

so let's all rest easy today knowing that this independence day rest easy knowing that your fat cat law makers are getting fat at their palatial estates and on their well deserved vacations. your future leaders are going to stress themselves into an early grave wondering if they will ever have the american dream, but that's our fault for wanting to make something of ourselves.

because, 'murica

ok, so there is a july 10 mulligan date planned, but this is the 'murican congress we're talking about. you wanna hold your breath for a solution?