Friday, April 3, 2009

DARKstradamus

dont believe me? read this blog in which i predicted Obama's election almost exactly 2 years before the fact, back when i was still an Edwards guy (yikes):
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=24550090&blogId=193609273
BAM BITCHES! lets see if i can make lightning strike twice.... uhhhh.... KEITH OLBERMANN WILL EAT BILL O'REILLY'S HEAD THROUGH A STRAW AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE GREAT CABLE WAR! RACHEL MADDOW DEFEATS ANN COULTURE AT THE BATTLE OF BRISTOL! AMY HOLMES AND WOLF BLITZER WILL HOLD LIVE COVERAGE! GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCES HIS CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF SPACE! USE (UNITED STATES OF EUROPE) BEATS USA 189-188 IN THE GOLD METAL GAME FOR BASKETBALL AT THE 2020 OLYMPICS! OSAMA BIN LADEN STILL AT LARGE! PRESIDENT SHWARZENAGER LOSES HIS BID FOR REELECTION TO WILL SMITH AND HIS RUNNING MATE BEN AFFLECK! WHEN ASKED HOW HE FELT ABOUT HIS LOSS, THE FORMER PRESIDENT WILL RESPOND "AGJAEHAGCUEOEJBDOUO, I'LL BE BACK"! and finally, PROFESSOR PLUM, IN THE ATTIC, WITH THE CANDLE STICK! DARKstradamos has spoken...

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