kobe dissenters unite!

before i begin let me make one thing clear: i ain't a hater. i've never been a hater. in fact i'm not even one hundred percent the term "hater" is defined in the drew-ctionary. if you happen to be a hater, please refrain from commenting on or reading this particular rant.

with that said, KOBE BEAN BRYANT IS A FESTIZIO AND A MANGINA! not for winning all the time, or having extramarital relations, or doing it again, or running the diesel out of LA, or getting his chin checked by chris childs, or opting not to be a part of the US basketball team that nearly buried US basketball, causing the gulf oil spill (among other things), shooting JR, etc. no, those are simply facts about the mans actions, and drew doesn't hold people responsible for their past. Kobe is an asshole because... HE'S AN ASSHOLE! it's his personality, his ego that get's him onto the permanent DIUU shit list. it's because of what he did as a high school phenom on draft day. now, the man of every hour makes no secret that he was born and reared in the greatest city on earth: Charlotte, NC! for those of you born after 2000, you may not know that we once had a basketball team in Charlotte, you may know them as the "gag me with a spoon" New Orleans Hornets. well way back in the dark ages (1996 if memory serves) the then Charlotte Hornets were set to select with the 11th, 12th, or 13th pick in the NBA draft.

then again, '96 was AWESOME

well, there was this high school phenom named for a dish at a japanese steak house, and the Hornets decided that they were going to use their lottery pick on him. apparently, an entity within the organization that you've dreamed of and worked your whole life to be in that is willing to bet their future on you wasn't good enough for him... because the city wasn't big enough. this ass hat straight dissed the team in my city because it wasn't new york or LA! for that, i will never be able to support him. even if i can concede that he is the greatest basketballer in the world, which i can and do, he will never have the drew everyday, nor will he get the DIUU seal of approval. so take those five rings and stick em where you ish from, mamba!

and here's video of kobe getting his chin checked by chris childs:

Kobe Bryant and Chris Childs Fight

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