let's face it: as cool as
zack morris was, he was really just what
ferris bueller was when he wasn't playing hookie. and
a.c. slater? take away the muscles and the mullet and all you have is...
yeah...
and don't get me started on
cody lambert. a middle american surfer?
Crawl much, bu-uuuuddy? (
please don't roundhouse kick my face in the balls) which brings me to my question: will smith, carlton banks (fuck you, he had swag), and obviously clarissa darling withstanding, was there a swaggier mo fo ever on tv ever than dwayne wayne?
part 2: who among the big four was the swaggiest?
dwayne?
will?
carlton?
or clarissa?
**PS: i purposefully left the lisa turtle's and blossoms and hillary banks's of the world out of consideration. i tried to make this the all dudes edition, but clarissa is just too swaggy to deny**
Dwayne 1st, Clarissa and Will are tied for 2nd, Carlton is 3rd
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to go with Dwayne and Will as 1A and 1B straight up... Clarissa explained herself too much. When you that swagged out, you shouldn't have to explain ish.
ReplyDeletegood lists you two, but i think i'm gonna subvert traditional logic here: countdown time!
ReplyDelete4)clarissa (good point about the swag:explanation ratio)
3)will (it's too easy for will smith playing will smith to show will smith's swag)
2) dwayne (the glasses. to make those things cool, i mean, it speaks for itself)
1) CARLTON! (so damn uncool that it was cool)