swag! swag swag swag swag swag swag!!!!!!!

this lemony fresh piece of swag is so draped up and dripped out with swag that if this video was ice cube in the 80's, it's hair would be leave jheri swag juice stains in all its mama's furniture. if it were a puppet, it'd live on swaggle rock. if this video were a baseball card, it'd be a mint condition honus swagner rookie. were it a dog, it'd be swagging its tail furiously. if this video were a pokemon, it'd be a poliswag.

what did the five fingered chestburster say to the face?

if it were a car, it'd be volks-swagon. if it were a flower, it'd be a swagnolia. this vid has me in swagony.