I AM ROOMBA CAT!

the following is the reason we at DIUU are not cat people:

Desperate House CAT Move - Get Out The Way!" Roomba Driver @!@%% Slaps a Dog pi @ Yahoo! Video

this just proves our point about cats: they have a god complex. we don't trust god complexes. and this buster is like the kratos of cat god complexes, this cat thinks it's bast or something. see how it attacks the dog from atop it's chariot, devoid of provocation or mercy? like the damn british when they landed on plymouth, this cat, and all cats for that matter, just assume that all that is is theirs no matter what or who is there. see how it just assumes the roomba is it's own personal segway? stupid cats. i swear the DIUU mascot will be like a panther or something... what's that? the panther is a cat? oh, well, they suck too then. but they look cool, all sleek and black. yeah, panthers...

0-4? (a blog by HIM [as dictated by sporty steinbergmanthol])

boy oh boy. i know they say that the preseason football games are mainly glorified practices, but 0-4? really? oh fer, that's really all you can give me? well, panthers, i for one ain't impressed. you've had 4 "practices" to adjust to new systems, new coaches, and new philosophies. you've had 4 "practices" to "gauge your talent" and figure out who can do what. you've had 4 "practices" to show any sign of life from that remarkable 12-4 record of the season past. it appears that you, panthers, have instead proven that the bumbling, outclassed shell of a team that reared it's head 8 months ago in that playoff game against the 9-7 cardinals is who you guys really are. i ain't impressed! so this inexplicable thing you guys have of not putting back to back winning seasons together is happening again, huh? i know you can't put that much stake in the preseason, after all the lions went 4-0 last year in the preseason before having the reverse perfect season (when you think about it, going winless is pretty impressive in a way, i mean, that level of ineptitude is astounding). it could turn out that the panthers flip the script on the lions and have the second undefeated regular season in 3 years. or they could go 5-11. or 13-3. the point is the preseason dosen't mean shit. but if you ascribe to the "preseason is a gauge for regular season performance" then you have every right to be worried. as for me? let's just say they need to show me something....