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any questions?

the return... challenge accepted

after almost 3 months, an IM chat with a fellow law student has led me to the inspiration for my next swagtastic blab fest. as i was discussing with the lovely and talented miss sam bam of lawlessandflawless the finer points of her introductory blog about 90's kid awesomeness (click that there link up there) i was reminded of a rather obscure piece of pop crossover swag frim back when mtv was still cool. it was a show called " Say What?! Karaoke" and Danielle "Topanga Lawerence" Fishel, aka my school boy crush, was rapping to busta rhymes single "Gimme Some More"!


see how impressive that is? anywho, sammie challenged me to produce the video (ok, so she just said she didn't remember that and i set out to prove it happened) but there was one problem: this seems to be the only obscure video the interwebs can't produce! i began to believe i'd just made it up! so i did the next best thing. i asked google if it even happened at all, and got my answer: yes, it even happened at all! according to wiki.answers: "She did the rap during a Celebrity special of MTV's Say What Karaoke". by the rules of the internet, this means that somebody has video of it somewhere! and now, drewninites, i charge you with helping me find it! my bloggers integrity depends on it.





ps, i cant in good conscience do a topanga rapping blog and leave you with no topanga clips so hears, the boy meets world karaoke contest:

swag! swag swag swag swag swag swag!!!!!!!

this lemony fresh piece of swag is so draped up and dripped out with swag that if this video was ice cube in the 80's, it's hair would be leave jheri swag juice stains in all its mama's furniture. if it were a puppet, it'd live on swaggle rock. if this video were a baseball card, it'd be a mint condition honus swagner rookie. were it a dog, it'd be swagging its tail furiously. if this video were a pokemon, it'd be a poliswag.

what did the five fingered chestburster say to the face?

if it were a car, it'd be volks-swagon. if it were a flower, it'd be a swagnolia. this vid has me in swagony.
 

random question of the day: the swagged out edition

let's face it: as cool as zack morris was, he was really just what ferris bueller was when he wasn't playing hookie. and a.c. slater? take away the muscles and the mullet and all you have is...

yeah...

and don't get me started on cody lambert. a middle american surfer? Crawl much, bu-uuuuddy? (please don't roundhouse kick my face in the balls) which brings me to my question: will smith, carlton banks (fuck you, he had swag), and obviously clarissa darling withstanding, was there a swaggier mo fo ever on tv ever than dwayne wayne?

part 2: who among the big four was the swaggiest?

dwayne?

 

will?

carlton?

or clarissa?

**PS: i purposefully left the lisa turtle's and blossoms and hillary banks's of the world out of consideration. i tried to make this the all dudes edition, but clarissa is just too swaggy to deny**

**PPS: remember how the stoner dude from step by step's wicked awesome roundhouse kick? remember that show roundhouse?