i was going through some files on my associate, drew everyday, and i noticed a rhyme that i hadn't previously. well, loyal followers, i thought it only right to let you see it. decide for yourselves what this means:
i touched the sky like lupe and kanye
never been chi
never been aligned with anyone but caroline
that in mind remember im never on time
my mind state is that of an all time late
i cross states like I 8-5 and 6 got scared and ran away
lost it, got exhausted like your car bakfired and the fumes is costic
got sick of it and threw up the nausea to my niggas
cold shouldered it till florida could feel the shivers
it returned the quiver like an archer
till i was forced to scribble like an author
my sorrows to my frats and my sorors
my heart was full of darkness
bare witness to the horrors
trained it all away like the marta
what once was madness has now become sparta
now it's dictionary status like encarta
so i could raise the game like a father
control your style, and like a barber
i got the cuts that you dont want a part of
i been here from the tip off like a starter
then i took a little rest like a comma
brought the fruit of the earth like a farmer
did i make a good move you be the judge like your honor
wax judgemental i wane like tha carter
the whole world is my parlor
sky, sea, land, flora, fauna
makes me a leader not a sing-alonger
oh, for the key notes like obama
and i hit em for a reason like your mama
to drill the point home like an auger
even if it fell on deaf ears they'd hear ya holler
comma
Friday, February 20, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
next lifetime (by HIM)
i hate this part.
i hate it.
but it seems to be an inevitablility at this point. i have become the guy in erykah badu's song "next lifetime". you know, the guy who falls for this awesome girl only to have his hopes dashed because she's involved? that's me right now.it's. she's my badu. i think. well the thing is after i made an ass outta myself like three times by trying the whole, "lets just tell her how i feel thing" and subsequently being informed that she also has feelings for me but cant do anythng because of her involvement... i hear that song in a whole new light. this is a first for me ya know? being that guy and everything. now she has more to say to me and all i can do is sit here like an asshole again and wonder whats in store this time. oh well, i guess i see her next lifetime...
i hate it.
but it seems to be an inevitablility at this point. i have become the guy in erykah badu's song "next lifetime". you know, the guy who falls for this awesome girl only to have his hopes dashed because she's involved? that's me right now.it's. she's my badu. i think. well the thing is after i made an ass outta myself like three times by trying the whole, "lets just tell her how i feel thing" and subsequently being informed that she also has feelings for me but cant do anythng because of her involvement... i hear that song in a whole new light. this is a first for me ya know? being that guy and everything. now she has more to say to me and all i can do is sit here like an asshole again and wonder whats in store this time. oh well, i guess i see her next lifetime...
Thursday, February 5, 2009
i have researched this drew everyday fellow
i have been looking into this guy, drew everyday. he seems to be on the up and up, but as you will see from this list of twenty-five things that i have discovered about him, he raises a number of questions.
1. Drew's cooler than you. deal with it. (he's certainly sure of himself)
2. Drew's better than moultrie. he knows why (moultrie. why does that sound familiar?)
3. never try and fuck with drew. especially not on crenshaw (refers the masacre on crenshaw. ive heard tales of the incident)
4. chuck norris wears drew pajamas to bed. so does superman (for the record there was only circumstantial evidence in regards to this)
5. there is no chin under drews beard. just another drew. (yet to be seen)
6. when us troops pulled sadam out of the hole he wasn't worried about the US invasion. he was hiding because he tried to fuck with drew (his last words were "i never should've fucked with drew". that is on record)
7. the constitution gives us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of drew. (this cant be true)
8. cleanliness is next to drewliness (he does maintain a certain level of hygene)
9. drew once went diamond... in the streets (no official record of this)
10. the only thing we have to fear is drew itself (i believe he said this in an interview)
11. man cannot live by bread alone. he must also not ever fuck with drew (if the crenshaw reports are true, this may be more prudent than i originally suspected)
12. in the year of our lord 1987, God said "let there be drew" and it was so (his birth year)
13. it is a law of physics that two drew's cannot occupy the same space at the same time. the results could be catastrophic (also true for people named sven and angus)
14. the five greatest rappers of all time? drew, drew... drew, drew, and drew (debatable)
15. drew shot the deputy (official reports named no suspect)
16. drew once caught a bullet with his bare hands. the bullet and the gun subsequently apologized for their transgression before growing legs and running back to the manufacturer to hide. (there were witnesses to this unlikely event)
17. there are only three definites in this life: death, taxes, and drew (there have been close to two billion drew sightings)
18. drew is the cure for the common cold (not a scientific fact)
19. there were once 8 days in the week: monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday friday, saturday, sunday, and moonday. moonday tried to fuck with drew. there are now 7 days in a week. (i checked and there was an 8 day week at one point. no mention of thename of the day or the circumstances that led to the revision to 7)
20. drew once performed open heart surgery and delivered a baby at the same time. on the same woman. (i was there)
21. rome was built in a week. it took nine months to make drew. (it takes nine months to make everyone)
22. drew is the walrus. coo-coo-kachoo (investigation in progress)
23. drew once kicked an 80 yard field goal in finger football (he is unusually gifted at finger football)
24. if at first you dont succeed, you're not drew. (i cant say ive seen him fail at much. i cant say ive seen him do much to fail at)
25. drew= mc² (this is a scientific fact)
1. Drew's cooler than you. deal with it. (he's certainly sure of himself)
2. Drew's better than moultrie. he knows why (moultrie. why does that sound familiar?)
3. never try and fuck with drew. especially not on crenshaw (refers the masacre on crenshaw. ive heard tales of the incident)
4. chuck norris wears drew pajamas to bed. so does superman (for the record there was only circumstantial evidence in regards to this)
5. there is no chin under drews beard. just another drew. (yet to be seen)
6. when us troops pulled sadam out of the hole he wasn't worried about the US invasion. he was hiding because he tried to fuck with drew (his last words were "i never should've fucked with drew". that is on record)
7. the constitution gives us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of drew. (this cant be true)
8. cleanliness is next to drewliness (he does maintain a certain level of hygene)
9. drew once went diamond... in the streets (no official record of this)
10. the only thing we have to fear is drew itself (i believe he said this in an interview)
11. man cannot live by bread alone. he must also not ever fuck with drew (if the crenshaw reports are true, this may be more prudent than i originally suspected)
12. in the year of our lord 1987, God said "let there be drew" and it was so (his birth year)
13. it is a law of physics that two drew's cannot occupy the same space at the same time. the results could be catastrophic (also true for people named sven and angus)
14. the five greatest rappers of all time? drew, drew... drew, drew, and drew (debatable)
15. drew shot the deputy (official reports named no suspect)
16. drew once caught a bullet with his bare hands. the bullet and the gun subsequently apologized for their transgression before growing legs and running back to the manufacturer to hide. (there were witnesses to this unlikely event)
17. there are only three definites in this life: death, taxes, and drew (there have been close to two billion drew sightings)
18. drew is the cure for the common cold (not a scientific fact)
19. there were once 8 days in the week: monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday friday, saturday, sunday, and moonday. moonday tried to fuck with drew. there are now 7 days in a week. (i checked and there was an 8 day week at one point. no mention of thename of the day or the circumstances that led to the revision to 7)
20. drew once performed open heart surgery and delivered a baby at the same time. on the same woman. (i was there)
21. rome was built in a week. it took nine months to make drew. (it takes nine months to make everyone)
22. drew is the walrus. coo-coo-kachoo (investigation in progress)
23. drew once kicked an 80 yard field goal in finger football (he is unusually gifted at finger football)
24. if at first you dont succeed, you're not drew. (i cant say ive seen him fail at much. i cant say ive seen him do much to fail at)
25. drew= mc² (this is a scientific fact)
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
guest: HIM
by him i mean the one who created me. the one who gave me the tools to become your dark warrior. today this man confided in me. i asked if i could share with you what he shared with me. he said yes. so i now present this mans words to you:
nanerpus makes me laugh. a laugh really feels good right now. i needed a good one.
well, i have mixed feelings about the events that have transpired over the past 24 hours. there's been some good and some bad. some strange. some expected. some out of nowhere, left fieldsy stuff. lets explain.
BAD: i hurt someone i care about. i told them that i had feelings for someone else (which is true) and that i had feelings for them (also true, but different. i'll explain now) it's not that i dont have feelings, it's just that those feelings arent romantic. for the person i hurt, that is. i care about her feelings and dont want to hurt them, or anyone to hurt them for that matter. but im not in to her in that way, despite what we've done (nothing was planned, it kinda just happened). and i feel terrible because i knew she was going to become emotionally entangled and i knew it would hurt when i told her what was going on with me. and it did. and that is something that im going to regret.
GOOD: the girl who i have feelings for (romantic ones) finally decided to come clean about her feelings for me (she wants me!!!!!!! she really does!!!!!!!!) she even wrote me a two page letter! that makes me feel like all this bs i've been trudging through, a sum of it of my own making, is worth it if we wind up together. i really want this thing to work out. i mean you dont even know how badly i want this to work.
BAD: we both have loose ends to tie up. she's in a relationship and i'm, well, not in one, but you guys know the situ of which i speak.
GOOD: the weight has been lifted
BAD: i just found out i may have to wait untill the summer to walk. yep. turns out there were two classes (non-major, mind you) that i missed, and i may not have any other courses that can be massaged into place as replacements.
GOOD: the pressures gone. now i can go on with the rest of the semester, chill up here for the summer, walk and still be on schedule (the one i made for myself [someones law school by 2010 fall]). mama wont like it, but in the end it may be best. it means i get to see some things through that i may not have bee able to before. it also means that i wont be sitting in charlotte or durham with no gig and nothing to do for those summer months. and who knows, mybe penny and busko can work a little magic and make something outta nothing. we'll see. i;ve got this strange since of optimism that wasnt there a week ago when no one was mad at me, i thought i had lost all chances with the girl, and graduation loomed like a dark omen staring through me. i feel like i'm ready for it. ready to meet the world head on, instead standing there like a man in front of a firing squad just waiting for the first bullet to hit.
in conclusion, life is hitting me at nationwide speed, but it's better it happens now while i can deal with it than it happen later when it might cost me more than a relationship and a semester. ces't la vie. bitches.
nanerpus makes me laugh. a laugh really feels good right now. i needed a good one.
well, i have mixed feelings about the events that have transpired over the past 24 hours. there's been some good and some bad. some strange. some expected. some out of nowhere, left fieldsy stuff. lets explain.
BAD: i hurt someone i care about. i told them that i had feelings for someone else (which is true) and that i had feelings for them (also true, but different. i'll explain now) it's not that i dont have feelings, it's just that those feelings arent romantic. for the person i hurt, that is. i care about her feelings and dont want to hurt them, or anyone to hurt them for that matter. but im not in to her in that way, despite what we've done (nothing was planned, it kinda just happened). and i feel terrible because i knew she was going to become emotionally entangled and i knew it would hurt when i told her what was going on with me. and it did. and that is something that im going to regret.
GOOD: the girl who i have feelings for (romantic ones) finally decided to come clean about her feelings for me (she wants me!!!!!!! she really does!!!!!!!!) she even wrote me a two page letter! that makes me feel like all this bs i've been trudging through, a sum of it of my own making, is worth it if we wind up together. i really want this thing to work out. i mean you dont even know how badly i want this to work.
BAD: we both have loose ends to tie up. she's in a relationship and i'm, well, not in one, but you guys know the situ of which i speak.
GOOD: the weight has been lifted
BAD: i just found out i may have to wait untill the summer to walk. yep. turns out there were two classes (non-major, mind you) that i missed, and i may not have any other courses that can be massaged into place as replacements.
GOOD: the pressures gone. now i can go on with the rest of the semester, chill up here for the summer, walk and still be on schedule (the one i made for myself [someones law school by 2010 fall]). mama wont like it, but in the end it may be best. it means i get to see some things through that i may not have bee able to before. it also means that i wont be sitting in charlotte or durham with no gig and nothing to do for those summer months. and who knows, mybe penny and busko can work a little magic and make something outta nothing. we'll see. i;ve got this strange since of optimism that wasnt there a week ago when no one was mad at me, i thought i had lost all chances with the girl, and graduation loomed like a dark omen staring through me. i feel like i'm ready for it. ready to meet the world head on, instead standing there like a man in front of a firing squad just waiting for the first bullet to hit.
in conclusion, life is hitting me at nationwide speed, but it's better it happens now while i can deal with it than it happen later when it might cost me more than a relationship and a semester. ces't la vie. bitches.
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