Sunday, April 11, 2010

the holy grail

lAWD LAWD LAWD, ladies, your banana nut love muffin, luscious, has a very special announcement just for y'all. well, i guess you can bring your mens with you, too. that's right, this thing i have for you this evening is more important than a champagne filled hot tub with two sexy brazillian ladies. it's hotter than a chai mint latte with just a hint of raspberry. it's more luxurious than a seaweed wrap after a milk bath. it's more incredible than a rosemary and lemon oil rub down on a persian rug in your villa on the riviera with the venetian blinds up so you can smell the fresh croissant perfumed air. baby, i have found the holy grail of eVid's for y'alls viewing pleasure. i've found, now brace yourself and try not to scream to loud, but i have found... the gat damn JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!! whoo, this is to much for me! if you'll excuse me, imma take me a tea tree oil shower and lay down on my goose down pillow with the silk sheets and burn some of this black love. y'all enjoy!

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