great moments in nomenclature

in honor of the great basketball name Fab Melo, a top 5 prospect in the 2010 class, your dark warrior has decided to compile a list of the most intriguing names of all time. i call this list the DDisUU hall of nomencalture inaugural class:

leading off we have the man with the meanest, toughest most painfully awesome man name ever:

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster (actual army officer)

next we have the most interesting baby name:

Thor Wang (father chinese, mother swedish)

here we have most unintentionally awesome name:

Batman Bin Suparman
here's the passport poto that proves it!

list time!

basketball:
1. God Shammgod - and thou shalt rejoice in him
2. Gregor Fucka - he told you!
3. Chief Kickingstallionsims - where did he get this name and how can i be down?

football:
1. Atari Bigby - just damn good
2. Mac Speedie - he was a wideout. perfect
3. Lucuous Pusey - think about it...
4. Dick Butkus - legendary man, legendarily named

baseball:
1. Jung Bong - get high
2. Urban Shocker - sounds like an anti hero
3.

soccer:
1. Norman Conquest