why shouldn't you throw rocks at conan o'briens throne if he works for you?
a) because he has bigger rocks
b) because he'll start crying in your office in front of that client you've been trying to close with
c) eleven
d) because he'll blow a fuck ton of you money on a not-very-long segment of airtime
if you answered a, b, or c, you didn't follow instructions (see me after class). in fact if you answered c you're suspended. shame on you. clearly you don't fuck with somone who can mess with your wallet! $1.5 million for like 55 seconds of air?!?! talk about rocky break-ups! remind me never to mess up anybody that can mess with my pockets, yo. cause that's what - $1.5 million? i need to sit down....
ok, so he didn't actually spend that much (he borrowed the bugatti and NBC has a deal that allows them to use music at a discount. i don't know how either) but it still was quite expensive for a minute long segment. some folks are upset that big red "chickened out" by not actually buying the car, but let's think for a minute: conan's getting a $45 million severance package. if he really spent exorbitant amounts of NBC's money during these last two shows, where do you think NBC is gonna pull it? that severance package. and i don't care how upset you are, no sane person would mess with his own money. click the title for more.
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