the following is the reason we at DIUU are not cat people:
this just proves our point about cats: they have a god complex. we don't trust god complexes. and this buster is like the kratos of cat god complexes, this cat thinks it's bast or something. see how it attacks the dog from atop it's chariot, devoid of provocation or mercy? like the damn british when they landed on plymouth, this cat, and all cats for that matter, just assume that all that is is theirs no matter what or who is there. see how it just assumes the roomba is it's own personal segway? stupid cats. i swear the DIUU mascot will be like a panther or something... what's that? the panther is a cat? oh, well, they suck too then. but they look cool, all sleek and black. yeah, panthers...
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