it's official: zoe saldana is the hottest lady on this or any other planet (or moon)

so a few days ago i saw that avatar movie with sissy tang, and had my mind sufficiently blown (btw imax 3D is the only way to watch movies of that kind, but that's another show). but something had been bothering me. i thought something was wrong with me, because there was no way i was supposed to think like this. i mean it's a computer generated, motion captured blue thing... with a tail. i'm rambling. so what could have shaken me so about a fantastical indictment of western imperialism? not the damn message thats for sure. then it hit me.

neytiri, the na'vi princess (i guess she qualifies for that title) was hot.

not 'she looks like the heat is getting to her' hot, i mean like cat call, howl-at-the-moon hot.

i was bugged by this because, after all, shes 10 foot tall blue alien... with a tail. so i went through the motions in the old noggin, trying to find either a justification for this flummoxing development, or a good reason to convince myself i was tripping. but i couldn't. no matter how i colored it, neytiri was a hottie and there was no good reason why. she was a hottie, period. a 10 foot, blue, half naked, bow wielding, dynobird riding hottie. i had to ask for help, so i went to the most qualified source of souch help: twitter. i got one response from my buddy carlos, "@DrewEveryday Absolutely not! Zoe Saldana is sexy all the time... animated or not" then it hit me like hot grits on al green's forehead: it wasn't that neytiri was so damn hot, it was that zoe saldana's hotitude (trademark) permeated through her azure facade! i was relieved! i wasn't secretly a furry! i was just a guy who appreciated beauty!

so i, the only one of these DIUU staffers that really matters, the man of every hour himself, drew everyday, have decided that zoe saldana has usurped previous winner freida pinto (latika, 'slumdog millionaire') as the worlds hottest woman, because aynybody can look good as a human, but it takes a special kind of hottie to pull off blue alien w/ tail hottieness. so here w/o further ado, is the photo tribute to the hottest thing in the cosmos, zoe saldana!